Rock and roll legend and living corpse, Keith Richards, will get to see another day on the "high" seas. Despite being allegedly canned from "Pirates of the Caribbean: Strange We Still Keep Milking the Franchise," Richards will return as Captain Teague.
Rumors were flying earlier in the week that Richards had fallen out of favor with the brass at the wholesome Walt Disney Company due to the release of his oh-so-salty memoir.
Unsolicited Drivel caught up with a producer on the film who told us, “I heard the reports. They claimed that Richards’ book, ‘Life,’ was too much for family-friendly Disney to handle. Well, we read the book and once we stopped laughing, we realized that it would still be perfectly okay to include Keith on the next ‘Pirates’ provided he sign an agreement to refrain from talking incessantly about Mick Jagger’s teeny wiener while promoting the picture.”
0 comments so far :
Post a Comment