88-year-old White told AARP magazine for their November/December issue that if her late husband were still alive, her pet cats wouldn’t be the only ones who were feeling frisky. Actually, we can’t say for sure if animal lover Betty has any cats, but we know she has a Golden Retriever, so maybe she’d be humping Allen’s leg.
We asked one of Betty’s close pals for comment on the revealing interview and he told us, “Interesting that she agreed to do the interview with AARP, as it’s obvious that Betty will NEVER retire. In fact, if she suddenly disappeared from the cultural landscape, it might be the final straw that breaks the camel’s back, what with our country’s mood totally being in the shitter. I’m not surprised she’s still pining after Allen, the love of her life, but the Robert Redford crush is a bit of a surprise. I mean, everybody knows Betty’s not a devotee of Facebook or the Internet, so I guess she wouldn't have seen Redford’s picture on line lately and noticed he’s aged at least twice as fast as she has. Allen's reanimated corpse might look sexier.”
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