Chelsea Handler is NOT Banging Fifty Cent

Acerbic talk show hostess Chelsea Handler has taken to her Twitter page to dispel rumors that she is counting rapper Fifty Cent’s change.

She Tweeted, “Everyone, calm down. I met with Mr. Cent about a potential project.”  But there was no clarification if the project included stacking his pennies, if you know what we mean.

Rumors were swirling after the two celebrities were spotted in New Orleans together last weekend. We talked to one of Chelsea’s pals who told Unsolicited Drivel, “Nobody would expect to find Chelsea in New Orleans building houses for hurricane victims in the 9th ward, that’s for sure. So obviously, her visit must have been for a different reason.   I know it’s hard to believe after seeing Chelsea with Fifty that she’s not banging him as she always gives the impression that she'll bang anyone if there's a bottle of vodka in the room, and they were in a jazz club.   If she says it was just business, I believe her. I just hope the business doesn’t include them marketing a sex tape together.”