Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Kanye West Suicidal?

Rapper Kanye West has come forward with the candid admission that he has had thoughts of suicide.

At a screening of his musical short “Runaway,” West told the audience, “There were times that I contemplated suicide,” but has since decided, “I will not give up on life again.”

West didn’t go into details, but considering he probably has had more money than the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost combined for much longer than he has had to eat McNuggets we wondered why?  So we asked a pal for a clue who told us, “Well, I’m assuming that you probably think he is remorseful for coming off as the biggest jack-ass in the music business after the Taylor Swift VMA debacle, but I’m guessing his feelings probably have to do with his missing his mom.   Regardless, I really try and get him to focus on the positive karma still due to him in this life for pointing out what a hypocritical racist bastard George W. Bush is to America on live TV.”  I think that would sustain anybody."

1 comments so far :

Mathemagician said...

The Bush moment (minus) his lack of talent = suicide

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