Okay, You Can't Afford a Darth Vader Ensemble

I get it. I really do. Costume rental can be quite a money-making racket and outside of the budget constraints for the average (dumb) criminal. But the use of Sharpie™ Markers has an unspoken rule: the absolute best time to use them is on a drunk dude's face who passes out under the dining room table at a party. NEVER for a disguise. And screw using Sharpie on underwear labels. If someone steals your underwear, you DON'T want it back.  And don't be wearing any Obama mask, either!

These guys are all kinds of confused.

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