Thursday, October 14, 2010

A UFO in Manhattan?

A mysterious shining object was reported to be floating over New York City yesterday and some witnesses believe it was a UFO.

Police say that they began to be flooded with calls about the strange object floating over the Chelsea neighborhood  around 1:30 PM.

Law enforcement sources have ruled out a “balloon boy” stunt, as it’s unlikely that any predatory parents hoping for a reality TV series would be living in the trendy neighborhood,  yet they still have yet to confirm just what it was.

We spoke with one New York witness who told us, “I was really kind of baffled.  At first I thought I might be hallucinating after staying up all night watching the Chilean miners being rescued on TV, and what I was seeing could have been one of their rescue capsules, but later, the more I thought about it, I decided if it was a shiny, silvery item floating over Chelsea, it was probably just a disco ball.”

1 comments so far :

Milty Tilty said...

What a coincidence! I had unfried french olives for lunch today!

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