Who Would You Do? Christina Hendricks, Of Course!

America learned via November's  Harper’s Bazaar that the answer to the burning question about of who they would have sex with (provided they got a free boink pass from having sex with someone they were in a committed relationship with or just sexually harassing) was - Christina Hendricks.

The Mad Men actress opened up in an interview about being a sex symbol for EVERYBODY.  Including small woodland creatures and even possibly inanimate objects.

On the different types of ogling she gets:

“Men hit on me, women hit on me, gay men contemplate changing teams for me, and straight women contemplate changing teams for me too. Siamese twins have considered separating for me, as I’m not open to group sex.  Of course, I’m very popular with un-neutered dogs, barnyard animals, the mammals at Sea World, and I’m pretty sure a Weeping Willow tree once tried to get fresh with me.  Oh, and a robot too.  It’s all very flattering.”

On changing Hollywood’s unrealistic standards of beauty:

During Mad Men’s first season she says that a fan came over to her at dinner and said “Excuse me, but I just want to tell you about how you helped me feel better about my body image.  Now I don’t have to be a bulimic anymore and that’s great news because I don’t have dental insurance to pay to get my eroding teeth fixed. And I am probably too shallow to ever consider marrying a weird looking dude like you.”  The curvy Christina told Harper’s further “I have to admit, she kind of brought a tear to my eye.  I can’t imagine the hardship of not being able to afford veneers.”