Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Mike Huckabee Likely GOP Candidate for 2012

We like Mike!
It’s official - Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has what it takes to win the GOP nomination for 2012.  We know, we know, the Bush family likes Mitt Romney, but Sarah Palin told us not to listen to them because they are “blue bloods,” and we like to think for ourselves anyway – so we are going with Hackabee.  Uh, Huckabee.

Why do we like Mike, you may ask?

Unsolicited Drivel formed this opinion after consulting with our regular, unnamed political analyst this morning over a possible gaffe the former governor made that was caught on video.  In regard to the recent WikiLeaks controversy, Huckabee said, "Whoever in our government leaked that information is guilty of treason.  I think anything less than execution is too kind a penalty."  Hot Damn!

U.D.: "What do you think, about THAT our unnamed political analyst?"

U.P.A.: “Well, I’d have to say that pretty much cemented Huckabee’s chances for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination.  As we all know, conservatives like to kill stuff.  Sarah Palin has only shown an affinity for killing defenseless creatures, but Huckabee just made it clear that he’s okay with murdering humans over sketchy, tough to prove offenses at best.  That puts him in a class with Dick Cheney.  The nomination is a done deal.”

"Thanks, U.P.A.!"

Huckabee, currently a host on Fox News, is not the only Fox employee who called for the death the treacherous leaker to WikiLeaks, as Bill O’Reilly voiced a similar sentiment.  Unfortunately, as Bill O’Reilly also likes to spend quality time picking fights with cartoon characters, he seems much less like presidential material.

1 comments so far :

Satan said...

Just logging into let you know that Huck contacted me to offer me the VP slot when he runs. I turned him down, he's a bit too extreme for me.

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