The former Playboy Playmate and oil baron crypt-keeper widow created havoc for the island nation during her brief stay back in 2007 before her untimely death of an overdose. Her presence exposed government corruption and favoritism and ultimately, led to the end of the Progressive Labor Party in their election. Deputy Chief of Mission D. Brent Hardt allegedly wrote in his Facebook status, "Not since Category 4 Hurricane Betsy made landfall in 1965 has one woman done as much damage in Nassau.”
But this additional WikiLeaks revelation about Smith could very well topple the U.S. Government!
A disgruntled former report of forcibly retired General Stanley McChrystal spoke with us on condition of anonymity.
UD: What’s this we hear about the Pentagon trying to clone Anna Nicole Smith? Wasn’t ONE of Anna enough for the world to wrap their brains around to begin with?
Disgruntled: We received word early on from Nassau officials that Ms. Smith was creating an incredibly disruptive presence. They kept begging us to retrieve her and bring her back to the U.S., but that seemed trivial in comparison to two poorly executed wars. We knew there was no valid explanation to the American people for Iraq, but Afghanistan was the war on terror and we needed to refocus on that. As Smith’s drug problems became increasingly well known, we decided to clone her to and send an army of Annas to Afghanistan to sniff out the heroin drug lords. They fund the Taliban, you know? If we caught them, we could water board them into telling us where bin Laden was. Unfortunately, even we couldn’t get past that manager/sycophant of hers, Howard K. Stern, to gain any access to her before she died. We should really recruit that guy for the Secret Service.”
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Maybe they could clone Howard K. Stern instead. He seems as much of a disaster as she was!
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