Sheen was taken to the emergency room after several calls to 911 from alleged whores including neighbor 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Adrienne Maloof-Nassif.
A spokesperson for the actor reported, “Charlie Sheen has left the hospital and is resting comfortably at home. He will return to work at the set of 'Two and a Half Men' Tuesday provided CBS television continues to act as the biggest enabler since Howard K. Stern.”
Unsolicited Drivel spoke with a rep from the hospital that told us, “Charlie will ultimately have to have surgery to correct the hernia. Typically, they insert a plastic mesh screen into the muscle wall to reinforce it, but I’m told due to Charlie’s lifestyle, they are waiting on scientists from N.A.S.A. to develop something a little more sturdy.”
One possible cause of hernias can be excessive intake of drugs and alcohol. That might explain Sheen’s special discharge instructions:
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He will be back.
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