Fawcett’s former partner, Ryan O’Neal, has announced he is donating the famous red suit along with other Farrah memorabilia to the national museum to ensure her place in pop culture history. He added, “I knew as soon as I made the decision that when Farrah looks down on me today, like she did when she was alive, flashing that big smile that we all loved, but when directed at me with a slightly quizzical look in her eyes, she will approve.” The donation will also include an original copy of her famous swimsuit poster, a tube of Ultra Brite, a bottle of Wella Shampoo, and a memo drafted to Aaron Spelling detailing the salary bump it would take her to keep from walking on season two of “Charlie’s Angels.”
Unsolicited Drivel spoke with one curator at the museum about the acquisition who told us, “Well, it’s not as good as Michael Jackson’s original nose, but it’s a wonderful addition to our pop culture wing to be sure. I just want to make sure the swimsuit is very clearly marked so there is no confusion. I don’t want visitors to think it belonged to Pamela Anderson on ‘Baywatch.’ Then again, that should be clearly evident as the suit doesn’t have any micro-tears in fabric in the crotch area due to crabs.”
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In a related story, Ryan O'Neal donated his career to the American Booze 'N' Drugs Museum.
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