"X-Factor U.S." auditions were already underway earlier in March in Los Angeles, but creator Simon Cowell had planned to conduct them with producers as the judges, and was still tight-lipped as to which celebrities would helm the panel on the show stating that, “Nicole Scherzinger, Paula Abdul, Mariah Carey and George Michael were among the people on the short list.”
The list of judges was to be revealed in full after the first round of auditions is completed, but we can confirm for you this morning that Gaddafi WILL be on that panel.
A production assistant, who was verbally abused by Cowell for the last time this morning, told us, “Mariah Carey will not be on the show. She’ll be too busy with her twins who are due shortly. She and Celine Dion might develop their own reality show about dueling divas with twins, but Simon won't be producing it. George Michael hasn’t gotten any clearance with his probation officer to appear as of yet. I’ll tell you who will be on 'X-Factor' though - that evil dictator dude from North Africa - Gaddafi. Simon was never really able to work things out with Paula and the failure of her latest dancing show probably signals that her star is fading. But Simon still wanted to fill the celebrity slot for ‘olive skinned judge who rambles incoherently,’ and Gaddafi could definitely pull that off. You may ask ‘Why?!? What does an evil dictator know about the music business?’ But he actually knows a lot, because he knows how to recognize which artists will show up to play for a homicidal maniac just for cold, hard cash. And really, that’s not too far off from what it will be like for them when they sign their first record company contracts.”
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