Glenn Beck May Provide Cure for Bulimia

New York – For the second time in less than a week, radio personality Glenn Beck was heard making vomit noises on the air, leading medical experts to believe that his infantile behavior might provide new hope for people with eating disorders.

Beck’s latest performance was a result of his seeing pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mistress, preceded by his phony vomiting objection to the sight of a semi nude (and actually hot) Meghan McCain.

A researcher told Unsolicited Drivel, “Eating disorders are tricky to treat.  Of course, there’s always therapy, biofeedback, meditation, and antidepressants, but results can vary greatly.   As Mr. Beck seems to be reverting to his ‘morning zoo’ type personality as his plans to become a religious icon went bust, I suppose there will be many more of his offensive faux regurgitations over the radio.  My colleagues and I sincerely believe that if we recorded Mr. Beck pretending to vomit on a continuous loop and played it as treatment for our bulimic patients, they would quickly begin to visualize Beck’s lunatic face in the toilet bowl before purging would never want throw up again.”