The judge commended Lohan for not turning up as a stain on the pavement since her release from house arrest for shoplifting, but also insisted she needed to be in psychological counseling to uncover the root cause of her bizarre sense of entitlement by August 11th, or face further penalties for yet another violation. The judge indicated that Lohan would have to bear the brunt of the cost of being in treatment and her lawyer indicated it wouldn’t be a problem.
A pal of Lindsay’s seemed very relieved that the impromptu hearing didn’t result in her having to spend another 12 minutes in jail, telling us, “I am so, like, totally relieved for Lindsay! I don’t really know how she’s going to pay for her therapy after not having really worked for years though. Oh, you know what? That therapist Gabriel Byrne might be available now that he’s no longer counseling those actors over at HBO. He’s kind of cute for an old dude too. Much hotter than that Frasier guy, who I think is probably gay anyway. Maybe Lindsay could work out a trade deal with Gabriel? And by ‘trade’ I don’t mean offering him bottles of that spray-on fake bake she sells - if you know what I’m saying. Yeah, I’m totally going to suggest my idea to her. I bet her lawyer will be so relieved.”
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