Honey Boo Boo Mistakes Dr. Drew For a Grandpappy and Promptly Fell Asleep

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Hollywood - America's future pole dancer, TLC star Honey Boo Boo Child, appeared on Dr. Drew Peterson's HLN show last night and promptly fell asleep during his questions.

Mama June told Unsolicited Drivel, "Well, that Dr. Drew person seems like some kind of health nut 'cause we couldn't find no Go-Go juice at that Craft Services table.  You know how Honey relies on that to be wound tighter than a 2 dollar watch.  Anyways, she was tired to begin with and he just looked like some grandpappy she was worried would start boring her with stories about how hard it was when he was growing up with no money and walking through six-feet o' snow with no shoes to get to school an' all, when them are conditions we lived with every day before them nice, greedy folks at TLC turned her into America's sweetheart.  Hell, we was living on raccoons and crickets before Toddlers and Tiaras.  Besides, Honey Child's already done her duty for this country by endorsing that Obomber guy for President.  She ain't got nothing to say to Dr. Drew 'cause she's too little for Moonshine or Meth yet."