Friday, November 16, 2012

Meghan McCain Threatening to Jump the Gated Community of the GOP Out of Crazyville

These old coots are insane...
Sedona, AZ - Champion and spokesperson for the handful of young Republicans who may be hip enough to think for themselves, Meghan McCain, has threatened to leave their utopia of Crazyville and jump the fence over to the Democratic party.  Or at least become a fake Republican ("Independent") like her hilarious "Uncle Joe" LIEberman.

For years now McCain has been blogging on the site The Daily Beast telling the elitist old white "job creators" that they must modernize their thinking and be more inclusive to their fellow Americans or they will never attract the young voters.  However, McCain did not realize that grumpy old rich guys, even if they could work a computer, would never read The Daily Beast.  They'd be reading The Weekly Standard.  Her bad.

We asked Ms. McCain about her frustration with the current state of the GOP and she told us, "Well, I should have known, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.  You know the basic doctrine of their generation: they hate minorities and they want their money.  I'm just surprised I wasn't able to attract more young voters to the GOP though.  I'm much hotter than Bristol Palin.  It took them twice as long to do her make-up on the campaign trail than mine.  And as far as my dad's attacks on proposed Secretary of State Susan Rice, it wasn't just because he thought she didn't know enough to try and expose Obama for allegedly covering up intelligence about the attacks on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya.  It's because he's so staunchly loyal to the party when he realized she wasn't Condoleeza Rice he just wanted her to get the Hell off of his old man lawn."

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