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-  Olympian snowboarder Shaun White tires of “Flying Tomato” nickname…would now prefer to be now known as the “Careening Carrot.”

- Teen claims antidepressant didn't perk him up enough to remember to kill himself.
 
- “Wall Street 2” film promos with Michael Douglas remind us that greed is back…but instead of Viagra he should have invested in Botox.

- New-fangled mascara probably shouldn't smell like an Arctic oil spill.