Glenn Beck Apologizes to TV Viewers

After an hour of trying to get disgraced ex-congressman Eric Massa (D-NY), who resigned earlier this week under a cloud of controversy, to attack his former Democrats as being part of a conspiracy to force health care on Americans, Glenn Beck turned to the camera and apologized to his audience for wasting their time. And America responded!  Beck was so flooded with calls and e-mails from Americans offering forgiveness that he offered the following further apologies: "I also apologize for my entire existence, which has been a waste of time, not only for my audience, but also my parents, who now realize my entire upbringing expenses were wasted too." The famous rodeo clown continued, "In addition, I further apologize for the wastage of molecules which make up my body, which could be holding up a bridge somewhere, or be being sprinkled on a quesadilla at a Crapplebees." The fabulous nincompoop finished, "Lastly, to all the people in the world, in case I took a breath of air that you otherwise might have breathed: sorry!"


Posted by: GMan