Tarantino To Take a Stab at “Kill Bill 3”

Los Angeles – Director Quentin Tarantino is reportedly considering three more films before he retires:  “Kill Bill 3,” a romance and a Western.   The peculiar director, lunching at a local McDonalds, was overheard as saying, “Well, see, it won’t be the original film I wanted to make.  Not at all what I envisioned as the cinematic genius of gratuitous violence fueled by oddballs with a gift for catchy bantering.  But when I told Harvey Weinstein about my plan to make a sequel to my two-part cinematic epic told entirely with sign language by using Uma Thurman’s feet wielding swords, he nearly had a stroke.  So, I’ll keep it to that samurai kung fu genre idea because it worked so nice, might as well do it twice.  Or, a third time, see?  Although, I haven’t gotten permission to try and reanimate David’s corpse from the Carradine family, so I am thinking of maybe writing it as ‘Kill Bill Babies,’ and doing a prequel.  Yeah, see!  Hey, you know what they call a Big Mac in Tokyo?  Sushi!  I also want to do a romantic comedy and a Western. In fact, I never met a movie genre I didn’t want to totally rip-off. People think just because I had James Gandolfini beat the living daylights out of Patricia Arquette until she croaked in ‘True Romance,’ that I’m not romantic and stuff, but that’s not at all true and I need to get that chick shit out of that movie ghetto they’ve been hanging in.   Also, I need to make a full-blown, no-bullshit Western too!  But in that case, I guess I better not include any cattlemen in the story.”