Kate (sans hate) to Be on Dancing with the Stars?!?

Radar On Line is reporting that the rumors are true! Provided you even heard them. TV super shrew, Kate Gosselin, will be one of the new “celebrities” on the next season of “Dancing With the Stars,” or as it’s known in our house: the people who would have been on "The Love Boat" or "Fantasy Island" if ABC still had those shows and could afford to hire screenwriters.  The official line-up will not be announced until after "The Bachelor" bawls his eyes out and makes his selection of the last slag standing tonight. Kate’s new reality TV gig will not take her away from barking at her brood though, as part of her shrewd contract negotiations involved having ABC build a dance studio on her compound in Pennsylvania and keeping Mikhail Baryshnikov on staff 24/7 as a dance coach.  Reality TV hair dressing star Tabatha Coffey will assume the duties of coaching Kate’s $7k weave on how to move realistically. Sources say Kate is taking this new gig very seriously, and conclude that dancing for ABC will be a lot easier than dancing around TLC’s suspicions about a sham marriage for months on end.