Rush Limbaugh Pledges to High-Tail His Fat Ass Out of the Country if Dems Pass Health Care

New York - While Sarah Palin admits to crossing the border into Canada for health care, blubbery blowhard Rush Limbaugh is threatening to leave if Democrats pass Health Care reform.  Perhaps his fears led to the reasoning behind his putting his Louis XV style orgy of excess penthouse up for sale recently?  Of course, it could take five years for all of the measures to be implemented, but it might just take him that long to sell his $13.9 million crib in this economy.  A caller asked if the Health Care bill passes, where would Rush go for medical care?  Limbaugh replied, “I don't know. I'll just tell you this, if this passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented -- I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica.”  Although, it might upset Rush to find out that Costa Rica has a successful government run universal health care system.  However, since the population of monkeys in Costa Rica far outnumbers the amount people per capita, a raving ape like Limbaugh should have a pretty easy time fitting right in.