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• Tiger Woods to send Jesse James a big box of Cuban cigars for each new mistress revealed.

• KC & Sunshine Band founder arrested! That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, he likes it, uh huh, uh huh...with underage boys, uh huh, uh huh, he likes it.

• Tea Partiers condemn harassers within their party, but still fail to condemn those partiers who cannot define the term “socialism.”

• “Dancing With the Stars” cast and crew can’t agree on what’s the most popular characteristic of Kate to hate.

• Vatican denies knowledge of all forthcoming allegations.  Thanks, and God bless.