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• Satan has come forward and insists he did NOT give Sarah Palin the intellectual property rights to label the Republicans as the party of “Hell No!”  However, he’d be happy to be her “plus one” if she needs a date to McCain’s next fundraiser.

• Weekend box office polls suggest “How to Train Your Dragon” will throw an electric toaster into “Hot Tub Time Machine.”

• The U.S. agrees to a nuclear treaty with Russia, but that doesn’t help aging boomers who slipped a disk in the days when our solution was “duck and cover.”

• Sandra Bullock with not attend “The Kid’s Choice” awards, missing out a golden opportunity to give a captive audience of young ladies valuable advice about choosing men.