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• The Broadway play, “The Miracle Worker,” to close after a short run, as audiences were disappointed to discover it wasn’t about fixing the economy.

• The Pope says he won’t be intimidated by sex abuse scandals.  He’ll just wait for God to strike him down personally.

• Scientists say fatty foods may cause a “cocaine-like” addiction, but cocaine still will not cause addiction to fatty foods.

• Glenn Beck responds to James Cameron’s criticism, calling “Avatar” a Smurf-murdering movie.  Smurfs respond by calling Glenn Beck a fact-murdering ignoramus.