Somebody Get Her A Cheeseburger!

Is this what happens when your husband spends 15 years on one picture and not on you?  We dunno.  While Sandra Bullock is graciously waiting for the awards ceremony to be over so she can have a cheeseburger...Jim Cameron's wife seems to have never met one.

Also, what's up with all of the boob flattening fashion this year?  See: Jennifer Lopez, Amanda Seyfried, et. al in any Internet slideshow.

Our picks for dueling worst dressed: Charlize Theron and Diane Kruger.

Runner up for worst dressed: Sarah Jessica Parker for looking like roll of paper towels with a ball of crumpled aluminum foil on top.  Coco Chanel, for shame!

Best dressed: the real Queen of All Things:  Helen Mirren.

Runners up: The chicks from "Precious" (but not Mariah Carey).