TV Viewer Looking Forward to Resuming 18-Year Leno Boycott Tonight

Tonight’s the night to not watch “Tonight.” Or so it seems for one viewer.  She offered, “it was never about Leno being funny or not.  I have not been able to ever get through an entire show on just on principle.  Jay always acts totally clueless regarding the shenanigans that go on behind the scenes to enable him to have a career.  First he turned a blind eye to the dirty dealings of his agent, Helen Kushnick, so he could steal the position from Letterman, and then he just sits back and watches NBC screw Conan on his behalf like a $2 hooker.  Conan - a guy who’s funnier than Jay when conducting a fake interview with an imaginary squirrel on Twitter.  Unless the squirrel is Andy Richter, that is. The last time I thought Leno was funny was when he made some joke about not believing his parents would outlive the batteries on their TV remote control probably 20 years ago.  For all I know, they are still living and using rechargeable batteries out of spite and wearing them down every night at 11:35pm.”