Blimey! Brown Calls Voter a Bigot!

London – If there’s one thing we can’t tolerate, its intolerance, and apparently, they have it across the pond as well. Much like in the U.S. of A., elderly people in Britain do not like debt, taxes, or immigrants (Pakis, Blacks, etc.), but they don’t staple bags of Earl Grey to their L.L. Bean hats and attend protest rallies with signs that murder the King’s English - they just try and have a rational exchange with their candidate...or FORMER candidate.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was heard calling a voter a “bigoted woman” while on the campaign trail earlier today.  After realizing the general election is less than a week away, Brown apologized a short time later for making the remark that was caught on a microphone while he was driving away from the carping harpy.  He referred to their encounter as a “disaster” while chastising aides for putting him in the situation.

The woman, Gillian Duffy, told reporters she fully expected the apology, as the comments were “very upsetting.” She also added, “What a load of bollocks!  I don’t give a bloody rat’s arse if that bugger ever gets back to Downing Street.” Or, something to that effect.

Brown is said to have never been so angry with himself, and his Labour party campaign officials, who are not Machiavellian masterminds of manipulation (like Karl Rove), apologized to him for not packing the crowd with party loyalists all with the I.Q. of  Yorkshire Pudding. 

Sadly for Brown, this mishap will be talked about non-stop from now until the election. 

Upon hearing about what a big f*#king deal Brown’s audible political plunder was, U.S. Vice President, Joe Biden, had this reaction: