Is This What Happens When You Are Weaned on Vodka?

Should have stuck with borscht.  Wow!  As if we weren’t worried enough about the U.S. turning into Mother Russia thanks to those Democrats, this could be what sends us right over the edge - as over there, they apparently have princesses (yes, royalty) paling around with turds!  At least she doesn’t have to try to match her ball gown to what he’s wearing.  And, if she has glass slippers, she’s less likely to get her shoes stained.  How do you translate the song lyric, “Someday my poo will come?”  It totally makes sense now why many a Russian girl chooses to be a mail order bride and come to the U.S. even if they end up being portrayed as money grubbing hos on "Wisteria Lane," and get murdered.  Any girl would choose a ring for rubels instead of having to  marry “merde.”  Wait, sorry, that’s in French.  I never claimed to be a linguist.  But I am a “shitest.”