Jennifer Aniston to Move Behind the Camera?

London – After years of starring in romantic comedies that audiences could forget while they were watching them (who has time to remember that crap, anyway?), actress Jennifer Aniston has announced plans to direct her first feature film.  The former sitcom star from “Friends” told the London media that she is thinking of branching out after making six whole movies in six years.  

Thanks to Sigourney Weaver’s recent assertion that the Academy is now interested in awarding best director Oscars only to artists with breasts (the female kind, not man boobs, commonly known as ‘moobs.’), this could open up a whole new chapter for excellence in Aniston’s career, as numerous semi-nude poses in every single bloody publication or advertisement ever since she turned 40, and had to prove that 40 is the new 30 (even though Demi did it first) have confirmed it:  she’s sure got ‘em.  And they even appear to be real! 

Aniston told the British newspaper The Sun that she had a project in development.  She stated, “It’s getting to a time where creatively, I don’t want to have to rely on a cute dog kicking the bucket to open big at the box office.  And, with the savings on what the studio would typically spend on just my hair, including the assistants to my hairdresser’s assistants, we could produce an entire independent feature – under budget.  And that includes advertising and all of the promotional marketing tie-in events.”