Non-Conformist Dude Caught Totally Making Up Facebook Posts

Baltimore, MD - Is Facebook turning into Fakebook?  Well, according to one man’s friends, it is.  When confronted about his Facebook posts during an on-line intervention, Kevin White finally confirmed what some of his 678 friends had suspected all along – he had been making up his posts. 

He confessed, “Yeah, they caught me.  My Facebook posts are about as phony as my performance at work.  Facebook seemed like a really cool idea at the time, but I just couldn’t keep up with being clever and I didn’t want people to think I was a total freak if I posted what I really was thinking.  I’ve been telling white lies about fake holiday preparations I never made to hairdressers and the chick that cleans my teeth for years while making small talk, so I didn’t really see much difference.  So, just for the record, if I make any comments about hating Mondays, it’s a lie, because I hate every day during the workweek equally, and I’m always waiting for Friday.  On Friday night, I'm waiting for next Friday. I am not a fan of every page that people suggest I become a fan of.  Some, I don't even know what the hell they are.  The only Mafia War I would ever be interested in would be if the chicks on the Sopranos had gotten into girl on girl cat-fight, and, the closest I’ll ever get to FarmVille is if they send me to the funny farm because I can’t keep track of all of those freaking applications.”