Madonna Disses the Geeks from Glee!

You would think that being a self-proclaimed “Material Girl” would mean a self-obsessed female pop star would own a big-ass plasma TV…but you would be WRONG (So...Guy really left her because he couldn't watch the footballers on the telly! We thought it was because he had to eat macrobiotic air instead of fish n' chips.). 

While much of the viewing public has been anxiously awaiting the “Madonna-themed” episode of “Glee” coming up next week, her Madjesty…is not.  She can never become a “Gleek” as she doesn’t have a TV and confesses, she doesn’t even know what the show is, or about.  All she knows is that the royalties paid to her for their performance can purchase 2.5 Malawian babies.   

A pal of hers confirmed, “Madonna doesn’t have a TV and has no idea what all the fuss is about that show.  She’s never had a TV.  In fact, the closest her kids have come to entertainment, other than reading her boring children’s books, is imagining they are seeing a shadow puppet show when it’s really just Madonna doing yoga, back-lit.  She also claimed that she would much rather they 'butcher' one of Elton John’s songs than hers.”  Well of course she did, as Sir Elton has publicly bitch-slapped her in the press for lip-synching through her high-priced concerts.  Speaking of that, Madge really should have called her last tour “Sticky and Sour,” as obviously, she will never appreciate the fab-fabulosity that is Jane Lynch: