The Rod Was Not Spared as The Donald Showed Him Boardroom Door

New York - Rod Blagojevich is the latest team member fired from “Celebrity Apprentice.”  Donald Trump gave the former Illinois governor the boot last night, after he struggled as a team leader with his technical skills.  In previous episodes, Blagojevich struggled with other seemingly common workaday tasks, such as delivering food to a restaurant customer before it had been completely consumed by the flies inside the diner.  His team members complained that Blagojevich did not give them any clear instructions on their duties.  Or, more accurately, they couldn’t decipher what those duties were in between Rod’s rants about himself and his innocence of alleged political corruption.  Many initially thought there would be some power struggles between Trump and Blagojevich over hair products and that would cause his firing.  However, computers proved to be the biggest hurdle for the former governor, as he didn’t know how to work with any machine that didn’t grease his palm first.  Texts were also troublesome, but Rod finally managed to send his wife Patti one reading, “I Luv U.”  Upon hearing the news of his ouster from the show, his notoriously frank spouse texted back, “F.U.”  Bret Michael’s hair celebrated the news of the governor’s firing by dousing itself in Cherry Coke and going into diabetic shock.