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• Bulk white trash pick-up day?  Must be, if Sandra Bullock is allegedly preparing divorce papers for Jesse James.

• Apple fans eagerly touched and swiped their first iPads over the weekend, only to later have them swiped by other fans that were too hung-over to wait in line only to feel brain damaged at the “Genius Bar.”

• “Clash of the Titans” conquers scripted films at the box office.  

• RNC Chairman Steele to play the race card in defense of his acting like a ‘tard.