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• Larry King to divorce for the 8th time and Liz Taylor is planning to send him a muffin basket.

• Sarah Palin calls Obama “Un-American.”  Obama waits for the next opportunity to call Sarah Palin “unintelligible.” 

• Whitney Houston returns to the stage, but the audience is still waiting for her voice to join her.

• Economy growing at a “somewhat faster rate,” than our asses.