Does BP Now Stand for Blast Pigs?

This story of the gulf oil spill gets more twisted by the day! Earlier AP was reporting that inspectors at the Minerals Management Service (You know, the agency that Bush appointee leader, big fat fatty, Chris Oynes, resigned from last week?) admitted not only to accepting gifts from big oil, but an employee also admitted using crystal meth in the evening and maybe still having been under the influence at work, and they admitted they watched porn on the job too!  Drill, baby, drill?  I bet it was that Palin impersonator's porn.  These are our safety regulators!!!(Courtesy of curious George and a DICK.)

Now, The Daily Beast has just uncovered a horrific memo by BP's corporate office equating their workers to the “3 Little Pigs” and using a cost analysis to decide which kind of house to build for them to keep out the big bad wolf. The houses must have been made of straw, as 11 workers are dead and the big bad wolf won, likely due to their greedy-ass plans.  Does corporate evil know no bounds? Click here to see the shameful chart.

I’m confused – do we have an insatiable appetite for oil, or is it for self-destruction?  The line is getting a little blurry there.