She also did it appearing like she had been clothed to look like the lovechild of Rob Marshall and Baz Lurhmann. Were Nicole Kidman and Ewan MacGregor the ball boys? Williams’ micro-mini-lingerie dress with faux-fanny panties sent tongues wagging all day at the tournament. When asked about her outfit, she told the Los Angeles Times it was "about illusion...a lot of my motif this year."
Williams doesn’t have the best track record at the French Open despite her first round win, losing in the third round the last three times she played, but she’s back up to No. 2 for the first time since 2003 and doesn’t want to blow it…or blow her stack. One tournament organizer speculated, “I’m guessing her coffers are getting a little low for lack prize winnings and being fined for her potty mouth. At least if she starts starts hurling expletives this time, the judges will be too distracted to notice from trying to figure out if they are really looking at her bare bottom with the world’s best Brazilian wax, or just a body stocking.”
We asked one local tennis fan what he thought of the American’s outfit and he told us, “il paraît très agréable dans lui.” Regardless of how many times we cut French class, we're still pretty sure that translates to “he looks very nice in it.”
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I'd hit that, girlfriend!
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