Judge Marsha Revel opened up a can of “Whupp-Ass: Now Extra Strength for Smug Crashing & Burning Starlets,” in her Beverly Hills courtroom this morning. She also ordered Lindsay to start wearing a SCRAM (f&@k-up) anklet device within 24 hours and submit to random drug testing. She must also attend her alcohol education classes at least once a week.
The judge also basically just pink-slipped Lindsay too, by telling her she cannot leave the state even though her next job is shooting on location in Texas.
All of this despite Lohan’s lawyer’s many, many, many objections.
We caught up with one obsessed fan outside the courthouse and he told us, “I guess the judge didn’t buy her claiming that she had no idea what the white powder was in those photos at Cannes and that she was just posing with ‘fans.’ If they were really fans, they must have be fans of that awful stripper movie she made, because I don’t think that ‘Freaky Friday’ or even ‘Mean Girls’ fans would look like they just crawled out of a dumpster. If they had just told Lindsay that alcohol education was about making your own potato vodka out of leftover French fries, it might not have been such a hard sell. It’s sad she can’t work in film though. But she’s pretty entrepreneurial with fashion and stuff. Maybe she can market bedazzled SCRAM skins.”
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this girl just keeps coming back for more - too bad she just doesn't get it - I have to admit some of her old movies were kind of cute
I loved "Freaky Friday." I think her only hope for a comeback now is to appear in a Tarantino flick! Put Jen Aniston in too.
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