U.S. District Judge Martin L.C. (Lie/Cheat) Feldman, an appointee of President Ronald Reagan (Raygun), has been proven to have a large interest in investments in the oil and gas industry according to financial documents disclosed. He’s also a new member of a “secret national security court,” which we can only assume means the guys who protect the rights of other guys to build rayguns.
Feldman overturned the ban yesterday claiming that just because one rig exploded, it didn’t mean others would as well. And, because his stock portfolio might tank too - faster than the Titanic (because the Exxon Valdez never actually sank).
The White House planned an immediate appeal on Feldman’s rulings.
When does the greed ever end? We asked Satan and he told us, “not until the GOP has extracted every single greenback out of our natural resources and every sea creature is floating on its back. Or, the end of the world. Whichever comes first. If Palin wins the U.S. Presidency, the Mayans will be right about 2012.”
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