Freakishly carrot-faced House Minority Leader John Boehner has demanded an apology from Sir Paul McCartney because of a quip he made about George W. Bush on Wednesday night.
McCartney was in town to accept the Gershwin Prize for Popular Song at the Library of Congress and was so thrilled to meet President Obama, he practically gave him a lap dance like he was lovely Rita. Well, not exactly, but he was really psyched apparently. Sir Paul said something like “Getting this prize would just be good enough, but getting it from this president, who can not only recognize a library, but read and comprehend its books, well, it’s quite the thrill.”
Boehner took extreme offense at the remark and told us, “Like many Americans I have always liked Paul McCartney. He was the cute one after all. But I am deeply disappointed by his remarks regarding George W. Bush and I think he owes him and the American people an apology. George married a librarian for heaven’s sake – Laura! He must LOVE libraries. And everyone knows he can read as we all saw him doing just that with ‘My Pet Goat’ while planes were crashing into buildings on 9/11™. This is even more upsetting to me than when John Lennon said the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, who George assured me handpicked him for his job."
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Boehnhead can kiss my grits. Wot an a-hole! Doesn't he know George married a Librarian so he could have someone to read TO him. Goat books are about the highest level that mo-ron could get to by hisself
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