Aniston’s The Switch revolves around a single woman of a certain age who hasn’t found her special Bill O’Reilly in shining armor and decides to have a baby via artificial insemination. Her best friend, played by Jason Bateman, switches her sample with his own sperm and hilarity supposedly ensues.
Why does one of the hardest working actresses in Hollywood seem like box office poison? We asked one industry analyst who told us, “It’s tough to pinpoint. It’s kind of a stretch for an audience to be shocked about Jason Bateman masturbating as he probably had the nickname ‘Master Bateman’ all through grade school, so where’s the story in that? And you would think people wouldn’t prefer watching Sly Stallone’s steroids course through his bulging veins or Nanny McPhee in her fright wig with a facial mole that’s so big it could use it’s own zip code over Jennifer’s bangin’ bod, but you would be wrong. Even the cheesy vampire movie beat out her chick flick this weekend. She probably could have eclipsed the vampires easily if they had called her movie Jennifer Aniston Sucks, and definitely beaten Sly too if they had the sense to give The Switch the title The Friend.”
UPDATE: Jennifer Aniston has been confirmed to appear on Cougar Town.
Perhaps she should look for a condo with Jules and take up residence?
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How about if she could stop making crap movies. I would go to see her if she would make a good movie.
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