Thursday, September 2, 2010

Ashton Kutcher DID NOT Cheat on His Wife!

Los Angeles - King of Twitters, Ashton Kutcher, took to his microblog today to SLAM rumors that he cheated on his wife Demi Moore. Get it straight dudes!

"I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees," Kutcher wrote "STAR magazine - you don't get to stand behind "freedom of the press" when you are writing fiction."

As there was no Brangelina or Jennifer Aniston news or even a false Jessica Simpson pregnancy alert this week, Star reported that someone witnessed Ashton kissing and groping a hot blonde at an out of the way Italian restaurant in Los Angeles.

UD caught up with one of the star couple’s pals who told us, “Absolutely not.  He would never cheat on Demi.  I know people assume that eventually their age difference might become a factor, but the biggest organ in sexual attraction is really the brain, and if Demi can tweet bikini shots of herself like a horny teenage girl with a cell-phone, they are definitely still on the same intellectual level.”

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