Donkeys by DreamWorks: Spielberg to Rebrand Democrats

Los Angeles - After sucking up to them, grabbing their money and then kicking them right back to the curb after Election Day, the Democratic Party is finally cozying up to the Hollywood folks in the off-season.  Good news, Barbra Streisand!  Your phone calls to Capitol Hill might start getting returned again, because Nancy Pelosi is supposedly consulting with Steven Spielberg to rebrand the Democratic Party.

Our usual, unnamed political analyst told us, “In the wake of the political blood-letting in November, it would make sense that the new house minority leader would want to consult with marketing experts to build a stronger brand, and not only is Spielberg a real innovator, he can bring the power of his partnership with his DreamWorks studio along with him to the table.  If DreamWorks can turn a farting Ogre into a superstar with Shrek, they can certainly re-sell the Democratic Party.  Of course, I suppose this task will be more similar to Saving Private Ryan than Shrek, and Steven will also need to call upon their special effects wizards to simulate a party backbone.”