Jennifer Aniston Does NOT Endorse Chelsea Handler’s Mouth

Los Angeles – America’s sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, is rumored to be “quite vexed” over newest BFF Chelsea Handler’s use of the “c-word” in referring to Jennifer’s love rival, Angelina Jolie, in her act.

Handler has defended her rant stating, "I've been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother.  If I've learned nothing from this, it's to write some new jokes." 

Sources close to Jen tell Unsolicited Drivel, “Amen to that, and give it a rest already Chelsea.  Isn’t the news that Angelina stole Jen’s hubby like 5 years old?  So much for topical humor!  Jen has always gone out of the way to keep her private feelings private.  That’s why it’s so difficult for her not to publicly want to lance over-sharing douche supreme John Mayer’s balls off with a Louboutin stiletto on the red carpet after he called a press conference to end their relationship.  The last thing she needs is to be on another magazine cover with a Brad/betrayal headline even if it does help sell mediocre movies with completely predictable plots. Typically, Jen doesn’t let these types of people without a verbal filter into her life.  My guess is that Chelsea made the cut due to the planned vacation in Mexico and nobody could rival her Margarita mixing skills.”