Palin Makes Hasselbeck Feel “Dirty”

New York - Conservative talk show host Elisabeth Hasselbeck from “The View” was at the front of the line during the McCain/Palin presidential campaign to shill for the shrill Sarah Palin, but now she’s been kicked to the curb and feels used, as Palin won’t return her phone calls.

This is very bad news for liberal America indeed, because as they are tolerant human beings, they will now have to feel sorry for someone who does not share their values and speaks of them very dismissively.  But, that’s just what liberals do.  Their bad.

One of the combative host's pals told Unsolicited Drivel, “Back in 2008, Elisabeth was the first to publicly defend Sarah’s $150,000 wardrobe when other Americans were scraping by on food stamps, because she KNOWS how important it is to look good when you don’t have facts to back up your arguments.  But now, she feels like she’s totally been used.  She’s a very genuine person, even if only a small portion of America agrees with what she has to say, and deserves better than being tossed aside like a dirty Kleenex by that half-term governor bitch.  I know Palin won’t return John McCain’s phone calls either, but let’s face it, once she’s off the ticket, he’s just a lying, creepy, old man with cracked corn teeth.  He’s not at all glamorous like Elisabeth can be when she bothers to have her roots done.  This is really sad, because it means the only conservative she can hang out with now and still get the amount of publicity she needs to remain relevant and pretend to call a friend is Bill O’Reilly.  She can't trade fashion tips with him.”