Male Movie Fans React to Mila Kunis’ Oscar Snub

Los Angeles – Guys who get dragged along to “Blank from Hell” movies by their girlfriends at multi-plexes across America, were sorely disappointed this morning when the 83rd Academy Awards snubbed actress Mila Kunis for her bi-ballerina in “Black Swan.”

One extremely frustrated moviegoer told us, “Do you know how long I’ve had to wait for a decent lesbian sex scene in a major motion picture?  It’s probably been since the 90s at least, with that Gina Gershon movie, ‘Bound.’  This is terrible news that Mila got snubbed by Oscar, as how many A-list actresses are going to be willing to play lesbians now? Probably none.  But that’s not going to stop girlfriends from dragging guys like me and my buddies to see these incredibly boring art-house movies.  I guess my only hope for a lesbian sex scene sighting this year will probably be if Rhianna finally comes out of the closet and does other chicks in her music videos.”