“Glee” Adds to Writing Staff for Season 3

Los Angeles – After two seasons of writing all of the episodes with just his two co-creators and producing partners (when he’s not penning hate mail to rock stars who dis him to tell them to f@!k off), Glee’s Ryan Murphy has announced he’s adding to the writing staff for season 3.

A Hollywood insider told Unsolicited Drivel, “You can find the new line-up at Deadline, but he’s got writers from Chuck, Buffy, the Spiderman musical, Christopher Guest projects – you name the quirky, cult hit, he’s now got talent from it. It’s really a dream team of collaborators he’s assembled and that will help Ryan continue his goal of global entertainment domination via Glee. Storylines are likely to expand now beyond the jocks versus nerds and gays versus straights. There might even be some zombies, vampires, spies, computer hackers and characters with super-human cheerleading powers thrown in now too.   In addition to slushies, and in further attempts to piss of the Parent’s Television Council in between borderline-soft porn magazine shoots, the characters will now be dousing each other with FourLoko in the halls of McKinley High. Evil coach Sue Sylvester’s insults will expand beyond accusing everyone of being latent homosexuals under her breath too.  Now with Guest’s alumni on staff, my hope is that Sue starts using the term ‘bastard people’ and accuses most of them of having ‘ass-faces’ in the episodes next season. If Christopher Guest came on and reprised his role as Corky St. Clair as the new drama teacher and went head to head with Coach Sue in a bitter rivalry, it might be a close as television could get to a geek version of a perfect storm.  But that much fabulousness might cause the entire Fox network to explode and their fake news division wouldn't be able to get work anywhere else, so I doubt it will happen."