Is Oscar Mayer Weiner’s Ad Budget Up for Grabs?

New York – As disgraced congressman and on-line peen poster Anthony Weiner continues to give Arnold Schwarzenegger a reason to send him boxes of cigars and also make Speaker John Boehner no longer feel badly over people mispronouncing his name as “boner,” one leading hot dog company is rumored to be finding themselves in somewhat of a pickle today.

Madison Avenue was all a buzz this morning as many ad executives, still drunk from last night, convinced themselves that Oscar Mayer and its signature “Weiner” is ripe for a new branding campaign!

One Account Executive, who seemed to think he had a friend of a friend of a friend who knew someone at Kraft Foods, purveyor of fine food-like products including the soon to be infamous weiner, told Unsolicited Drivel, “I’m on this PR conundrum like a buzzard on a shit-wagon.  It’s going to be hard for the American public to disassociate between the peen-posting Weiner and the word ‘weiner’ as it’s used for Oscar Mayer’s hot dogs.  So, my suggestion would to be to just change the name ‘weiner’  to ‘pig’ like ‘pigs in a blanket,’ because if the American consumers are going to associate the product with the congressman, we might as well just embrace the irony!  I'm telling you it's a win-win.”