Rage commentator and all around considerate guy, Bill O’Reilly, expressed his grave concerns that Rosie O’Donnell may tank Oprah’s struggling network with the addition of her talk show.
Speaking to Fox’s obligatory on-air blonde with lots of cleavage and another guy paid to agree with him because he works for his boss, O’Reilly said something like, “Oprah doesn’t have any successful shows. Rosie is at the far left and therefore, evil. Advertisers don’t like that. That’s why Olbermann only has that cheesy 9/11 commemorative coin seller and that weird weed whacker thing plugging their wares on his show. And Rosie’s NBC variety show lasted 12-minutes because they forgot to hire comedy writers. She’s not Rizzoli or even Isles. I don’t know what Oprah could possibly be thinking by putting her free-range, locavore eggs in Rosie’s basket. You can't explain that.”
We thought O’Reilly’s assessment of Rosie’s prospects was pretty harsh, so we checked in with our media analyst for comment. He told us, “True, Rosie is not the Rosie of the early 90s, but Ellen has already supplanted her as the non-controversial lesbian on the talk show circuit. I’m sure Oprah and Rosie reached some sort of agreement over the tone of the show. Oprah’s vision for her network is about being the best person you can be. Rosie’s version of that is being an informed American. If Bill O’Reilly was interested in being informed, he would be clamoring to work for Oprah.”
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Bill's show is a great venue for my advertising. I sell lots of Thighmasters, Scramble-in-the-shell Egg Beaters, and that little triangle thingy with the three razor blades for cutting hair. I dunno why
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