Those Lohans Just Can’t Stay Out of the Headlines

Los Angeles – While rumors are swirling about fading starlet Lindsay Lohan planning to bare all for Playboy, her father (sperm donor) Michael is once again in news due to his volatile relationship with girlfriend Kate Major.  Mr. Lohan was arrested last night for domestic battery. Again.  And while folks are still wondering whether it's true that Lindsay will actually pose nude between her community service hours at the morgue, we have discovered that Michael Lohan will indeed be posing for a magazine to pay for his legal bills. We even have the mock-up of the publication’s planned cover: