Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Rebekah Brooks Charged in Phone Hacking Case!


London - Rebekah Brooks, the evil ginger of tabloid journalism, has just been charged with perverting justice in phone hacking case that will hopefully topple evil overlord Rupert Murdoch's media empire. Brooks was at the helm of the now defunct News of the World when their alleged illegal wire-tapping occurred between 2000-2003.

Should Brooks somehow escape jail, we thought it was worth reposting this chart regarding what her future moves could be.



13 comments so far :

Prince Churl said...

I think another thing she could do is be "Criminal Spice" in the reincarnation of the group. She butters me parsnips!

Camilla Bowels said...

Churl, come back home to mummy

Prince Churl said...

You never let me do anything. I wanna be a weatherman

Princess Die said...

You chose poorly Churl

Big Mama said...

Everrrrrrybody out of the pewel NOW!!!!

Prince Churl said...

Yes mummy

Cadbury Sixpack said...

We want our money back

Princess Fudgie said...

Any chance I could make a pound or two off this? I'd be willing to give her my cell phone password if it would help...

Big Mama said...

Guards: Awwwwf with her hedd!! Beastly woman

Ruprecht Muderoch said...

She is innocent!! I can prove it, I have the, um, recordings

Rebhhhhhhekka said...

I am innocent, and I have all your IP addresses, so don't screw with me mate

Big Mummy said...

Guards...

Cadbury Sixpack said...

We *really* want our money back

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